The Question

Words and music by Debbie Ridpath Ohi
Performed by Urban Tapestry

A: Sat down and watched Lord of the Rings yesterday
J: The extended version?
A: Of course, what do you take me for?
J: Did you notice Aragorn's eyes
A: Oh, Aragorn's eyes, oh yes I did
J & A: & D Uh-huh
J: But y'know I kinda like the elf
A: He's too young
J: Maybe for you
A: But he sure knows how to wield a bow
J & A & D: Yes, he knows how to wield a bow!

A: Gimli's kinda cute in a short and hairy way
J: You must be kidding
A: Of course I am or maybe not
J: Did you notice Boromir's smile
A & D: Oh Boromir's smile, oh yes we did
J & A & D: Uh huh
J: But y'know that Faramir has the look
A: What look?! He broods too much!
J: He so does NOT
A: Yes he does and you should know!
J&D: what do you know?

A: Wormtongue does annoy
J: Well, what about Merry?
D: He's the sort who's needy
A: Theodon is too royal!
J: Gimli's hairy
D: and too short!
A: You're greedy!

A: You must admit that Saruman has bad boy allure
J: What about Frodo Baggins?
A: Too sweet, D: angst-ridden, A&D: way too pure!
J: Did you notice Eomer's scowl
A & D: Oh Eomer's scowl, oh yes we did
J & A & D: Uh huh

A&J&D:
They all are decent guys, all legendary
But in the end there's only one we'd marry
And of course that's Sam!
And of course that's Sam!