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Hey J.K.!

Lyrics by Urban Tapestry
Music by Debbie Ridpath Ohi
Dec/2006

CHORUS:
	Gm      F 
	Hey, J.K.!
	Bb
	Who ya gonna kill
	       F
	Who ya gonna kill, who ya gonna
	Gm      F
	Hey, J.K.!
	Bb            F
	Won't you let us have a look
	Gm      F
	Hey, J.K.!
	Bb 
	Who ya gonna kill
	      F
	Who ya gonna kill, who ya gonna
	Gm      F
	Hey, J.K.!
	Bb                 F            Gm
	Who ya gonna kill in your next book?

Gm       F
I think Snape's a goner <-- Jodi
Eb             F
Always with a scowl and a frown 
Gm        F
I think Snape's a goner
Eb                F             G
with nowhere for him to go but down

Gm        F
No, no, Snape can't die  <-- Allison
Eb
He's a bad apple         <-- Jodi & Debbie
          D
That's NOT a fact! <-- Allison
Gm         F
No, no, Snape won't die
Eb                 D
Allison, he wears only black!  <-- Jodi & Debbie

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Gm       F         Eb
Ok, it has to be a Weasley  <-- Jodi
           Gm
No, you're wrong            <-- Allison
              F            Eb
There are so many of them, one of them has to go  <-- Jodi & Debbie
Gm                  Eb
Ok, it has to be a Weasley  <-- Allison
          Gm
Then it's Ron!              <-- Jodi & Debbie

Gm           F
No, no, Ron can't die      <-- Allison
Eb
But he's a sidekick        <-- Jodi & Debbie
      D
That can't be his end      <-- Allison
Gm       F
No, no, Ron won't die     
Eb                    D             
Allison, but he's Harry's friend!  <-- Jodi & Debbie

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Gm       F
I think Hagrid's a goner    <-- Jodi
Eb            F
Always into trouble, breaking rules
Gm       F
I think Hagrid's a goner
Bb                 F                  (G)
He'll be dead or maybe kicked out of school

Gm           F
No, no, Hagrid can't die   <-- Allison
Eb
He'll die for Harry         <-- Jodi & Debbie
D               
He'll never fall           <-- Allison
Gm         F
No, no, Hagrid won't die  
Eb                  D            
Allison, he's just way too tall!  <-- Jodi & Debbie

BRIDGE:

Gm        F                 Eb
Oh, J.K. Rowling, are the rumors true  <-- Jodi
     Dm
Who will we have to bury
Eb                                F
Weasley, Hagrid, Snape, or Peter Pettigrew?
Gm       F
Oh J.K. Rowling, please just
Eb          F
DON'T KILL HARRY   <-- all three
G                 F        Eb              F      
We promise not to come unglued. (Yet...)

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