PARODY MAN
by Debbie Ridpath Ohi, Allison Durno, and Jodi Krangle
May/98

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He sits so quietly you don't really notice how he's
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listening to every word so sincerely
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Be afraid...hide your lyrics, cuz 
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Parody Man is here.

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He scribbles madly and you start to panic when you
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see his evil grin spread from ear to ear
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It's too late...don't bother running, cuz
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Parody Man is here.

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You write a song, a dark enchanting love song
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Filled with sweet longing, he only jeers
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Soon your song's about porno and hot tubs, cuz
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Parody Man is here.

BRIDGE:
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No song is sacred, he will get you
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sooner or later, and that's a fact
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he's insidious, you can't get away
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from his hideous puns and wordplay, he's
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Paaaarody Man

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We see him watching and we know we're in trouble
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From the way he rubs his hands together, it's very clear that
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His grin of glee means his hands don't need warming
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No, Parody Man is here!
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Parody Man is here!