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Paul Stanley Kwinn
By Debbie Ridpath Ohi, in honour of Paul's Toastmaster position at OVFF, 2006
PAUL STANLEY KWINN
Lyrics by Urban Tapestry
Music by Debbie Ridpath Ohi
Oct/2006
CHORUS (singalong):
Dm C Dm C
Paul, Paul, Stanley Kwinn
Dm C Dm C
He's a technonerdboy and we love his evil grin
Dm C Dm C
Paul, Paul, Stanley Kwinn
A Dm
He has a hairy chin! (HEY!)
Allison:
Dm C Dm C
When Paul was two
Dm C Dm
He had a dog named Schmoo
C
(Jodi & Debbie) He fed it Jelly Bellies
Dm C Dm C
When Paul was three
Dm C Dm
He had a sock named Squee
C
(Jodi & Debbie) It was kinda smelly
Allison:
G F
He knew that he was different but he
Dm C Dm C
didn't care!
Jodi:
G F Dm C Dm C
He had baby bunnies on his underwear!
CHORUS
Dm C Dm C
When Paul was four
Dm C Dm
he chewed on his front door
C
(Jodi & Debbie: and he got halfway through)
Dm C Dm C
When Paul was five
Dm C Dm
he was still alive
C
(Jodi & Debbie: not like his dog Schmoo)
Allison:
G F
He knew that he was different but he
Dm C Dm C
didn't care!
Jodi:
G F Dm C Dm C
He had baby bunnies on his underwear!
CHORUS
Dm C Dm C
Now Paul's all grown
Dm C Dm
With wife and kids and home
C
(Jodi & Debbie: of which he is so proud)
Dm C Dm C
In Puzzlebox
Dm C Dm
No longer names his socks
C
(Jodi & Debbie: at least not out loud)
Allison:
G F
He knows that he is different but he
Dm C Dm C
doesn't care!
Jodi:
G F Dm C Dm C
Still has baby bunnies on his underwear!
CHORUS x 2
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