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Paul Stanley Kwinn

By Debbie Ridpath Ohi, in honour of Paul's Toastmaster position at OVFF, 2006

	PAUL STANLEY KWINN
	Lyrics by Urban Tapestry
	Music by Debbie Ridpath Ohi
	Oct/2006

	CHORUS (singalong):
	Dm     C     Dm       C
	Paul, Paul, Stanley Kwinn
	Dm            C             Dm            C
	He's a technonerdboy and we love his evil grin
	Dm     C    Dm      C
	Paul, Paul, Stanley Kwinn
	A             Dm
	He has a hairy chin! (HEY!)

	Allison:
	Dm   C         Dm   C
	When Paul was two
	          Dm         C     Dm
	He had a dog named Schmoo
	                           C
	(Jodi & Debbie) He fed it Jelly Bellies
	Dm    C        Dm    C
	When Paul was three
	         Dm          C   Dm
	He had a sock named Squee
	                        C
	(Jodi & Debbie) It was kinda smelly

	Allison:
	G                   F
	He knew that he was different but he
	Dm            C Dm C
	didn't care!
	Jodi:
	G            F               Dm        C Dm C
	He had baby bunnies on his underwear!


	CHORUS
	Dm    C        Dm   C
	When Paul was four
	             Dm          C  Dm
	he chewed on his front door
	                               C
	   (Jodi & Debbie: and he got halfway through)
	Dm    C         Dm  C
	When Paul was five
	Dm      C      Dm
	he was still alive
	                             C
	   (Jodi & Debbie: not like his dog Schmoo)

	Allison:
	G                   F
	He knew that he was different but he
	Dm            C Dm C
	didn't care!
	Jodi:
	G            F               Dm        C Dm C
	He had baby bunnies on his underwear!

	CHORUS
	Dm   C          Dm    C
	Now Paul's all grown
	               Dm        C  Dm
	With wife and kids and home
	                               C
	   (Jodi & Debbie: of which he is so proud)
	Dm C     Dm  C
	In Puzzlebox
	Dm         C          Dm 
	No longer names his socks
	                             C
	   (Jodi & Debbie: at least not out loud)

	Allison:
	G                   F
	He knows that he is different but he
	Dm            C Dm C
	doesn't care!
	Jodi:
	G                F             Dm        C Dm C
	Still has baby bunnies on his underwear!

	CHORUS x 2