RUMOURS ABOUT REDHEADS by Debbie Ridpath Ohi, Jodi Krangle, and Rand Bellavia Am F Esus E Esus E You see them first in every crowd Am F Esus E Esus E Don't tell them what they're allowed C G F D/F# They seem like ordinary people, but beware Am A5 F G Danger lurks in the colour of their hair. CHORUS: C Fm C Fm Rumours (rumours) about redheads (like Allison), you know those C Fm C A5 Rumours (rumours)...they're all true! Am F Esus E Esus E You never know what they are thinking Am F Esus E Esus E except perhaps when they've been drinking C G F D/F# they like to puzzle and confuse...and conspire (!) Am A5 F G ...don't get caught in their fire. CHORUS: C Fm C Fm Rumours (rumours) about redheads (like Allison), you know those C Fm C Rumours (rumours)...they're all true! BRIDGE: G F Lucille Ball, Molly Ringwald, Sonya, Little Orphan Annie too G F Y'know they all get their colour artificially and that's a fact Esus E Would I lie to you? Am F Esus E Esus E Some say redheads are chipper and sanguine, but Am F Esus E Esus E Allison's bumper sticker says "I'd rather be stranglin'" because C G F D/F# Redheads love revenge, it's true...we are scared... Am A5 F G ...by the colour of their hair. CHORUS: C Fm C Fm Rumours (rumours) about redheads (like Allison), you know those C Fm C G Rumours (rumours)...they're all true! C Fm C Fm Rumours (rumours) about redheads (this was Jodi's idea), make up some C Fm A5 Rumours...we'll say they're true! ==============================