TRUFFLES! Words and music by Debbie Ridpath Ohi C Am It's Monday morning, my alarm clock didn't work and Dm G as I drive through traffic I am cut off by some jerk to whom I C Em give a rude hand gesture - the driver looks real cross, and Dm G then at work I'm told I gave the finger to my boss. The afternoon is crummy and by six o'clock I've fled to find The cat's peed in the living room, the kitchen, and my bed, then After cleaning up I get a monster huge migraine For a day like this, there's only one way to keep sane... CHORUS: C Em F G Truffles! Mike Browne makes the greatest C Em F G Truffles! Have you heard the latest Em Am F G news that chocolate's good for you...it is a natural high Em Am F G C Believe me, all of this is true...Geraldo wouldn't lie! C Am Eat them with your pinky up, nibble each with grace, you can Dm G Savour every flavour or just stuff them in your face, it doesn't C Em matter how you do it, when you're finished you'll feel fine, so Dm G go out eat some truffles....just keep your paws off mine! CHORUS Mike Brown's chocolates are ambrosia, try them you will see Then you'll live your life a truffle addict just like me It's not worth resisting, so don't be too afraid One fact still remains: we think that Rennie has it made! CHORUS (twice): Truffles! Mike Browne makes the greatest Truffles! Have you heard the latest news that chocolate's good for you...it is a natural high Believe me, all of this is true...Geraldo wouldn't lie! Truffles! Mike Browne makes the greatest Truffles! Have you heard the latest news that chocolate's good for you...it is a natural high Believe me, all of this is true...Geraldo wouldn't lie!

Debbie Ridpath Ohi -- ohi@inkspot.com