THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE by Debbie Ridpath Ohi (c) Apr/98 (Capo up one fret) C G F G Am I think it's time we had a talk, a little talk about you and me Dm or should I say you in particular Am Dm our TV...you moved it so it's perpendicular to C G F G C our rug, you say the forces must be re-aligned G F G Am unplug all the phones, oh honey do you think that's wise? G F G Why are you giving me that look? You're so uptight! Am G F G The only time you're happy now is on Sunday night when you're watching F G F G X-Files...everyone beware, X-Files...the truth is out there I think it's time we had a talk a little talk about your life again you say our friends have been replaced by aliens...you say they came from outer space, oh honey, I think you're getting too obsessed with Scully, Mulder, Skinner and the rest of them You tell me, "Trust no one, the world is full of lies" you think our postman's really Elvis in disguise, you're watching too much X-Files....everyone beware X-Files....the truth is out there BRIDGE: Allison (repeating): C G F G Clones we're all clones with cell phones and a dose of paranoia (cameras come from) Debbie: I watch every show, what's going on? no one knows, I'm confused Jodi: Hey the truth is out there, I think I'm going crazy Voices come from somewhere, things have gotten kinda hazy Is this a dream, should I puke, should I scream where did all those cameras come from? I think it's time we had a talk, a little talk about the Cancer Guy Is he really Mulder's dad? and tell me why Scully always looks so mad hey maybe she just wants to meet a Mr. Right, have a baby alien with two heads and overbite, oh no, I can't believe I'm getting hooked on this show too hey look outside, our postman's singing Blue Suede Shoes almost time for X-Files...everyone beware, X-Files...the truth is out there C Oh!